Because butts.

I’m an average height adult female, and even at lowest adjustment, about half of seat belts creep up toward my neck. 

When you criticize gay politicians as hypocrites

Huh if actual on-duty cops can’t have guns in a place it stands to reason that the shit-trained security guards also can’t have guns in that same place

She wasn’t denied service if the bartender threw her drink out, so that’s not why she was asked to get out of her seat.

Why would their kids have that accent? They’d have to do some real narrative acrobatics to get them moving to... somewhere in Latin America* early in the next kid’s childhood, and for what?

Well, Jane DID commit to putting “More Petra” in her novel...

It’s stilted, is what it is. He didn’t speak Spanish tonight because it woulda been hella embarrassing to sound less comfortable in Spanish than Booker did.

Did you watch this video? He even throws in a “howdyasay...?”

It’s not worth it.

I hate scams. I hate justifying theft by saying that the victim deserved it, or that the corporation is big enough to deserve it, because that still means other little people end up paying more for the stuff they buy, OR the underpaid employees are compensated less than they would be if they didn’t have to budget for…

I really want this to be a real movie but with a deceptive trailer. Get all those shitty victim bros in the door, then 20 minutes in the plot disintegrates and all the black sidekicks become a principal ensemble cast and we find out how much their lives are negatively impacted by white privilege. The climax is, after…

My God maybe extreme intelligence and values ARE the most important executive qualities. Have you fucking considered that for a second?

What’s the criticism in this bullshit article?

Two hot taeks don’t add up to a good taek m8. No one gains anything by your insulting the author. 

Yeah, I’m thinking the author could really benefit from some “speaking openly” herself. 

So did you never realize that the presumption of a sexist, vulgar electorate creates the sexist and vulgar electorate?

How do you sleep at night?

The CARD act changed my life. I don’t know how much credit Obama himself deserves for it. At least he signed it. https://www.thebalance.com/what-has-obama-done-11-major-accomplishments-3306158

It’s only a stereotype if you dehumanize people and allow it to be a stereotype

Because other people see through his empty narcissism?

Sure, he deserves to be happy like everyone else does. But he’s not *entitled* to another person and he’s been acting like he is for, oh... tha whole series.