Can we talk about Call The Midwife and how bad it started getting after Jenny left and the credits changed the words “based on” to “inspired by”?

I literally dreamed about this bon mot last night, thinking I got it, like, it had something to do with a nickname for a poker hand (???) and I STILL don’t get it.

I’m struggling so hard but I’m like... maybe...??

So the Summer Olympics are happening in the winter?

Oh god I hope you’re kidding

This isn’t just for women. My husband wanted to buy a shoe horn at a shoe store and had to ask for a foot spoon.

And for the record my name is Erin so shut up

I’m embarrassed to admit how many exponents of 2 I just tried to divide by 36 before I realized no, its probably impossible

Can you please text my husband and tell him your story

Oooo you’re a goat? I heart goats. Squeeeee

Yeah, that’s what I meant. It’s redundant because it’s racist and racist because it’s redundant.

The term “white trash” is racist....

Por que no los dos

But it doesn’t seem to be as big a problem in the more “advanced” competitive classes.

I’m living in the same suburban district I attended for my whole schooling career and it’s gotten more racially diverse along with the local population and because of school choice. The schools are well funded and the teachers are generally well qualified. I’m really excited and happy about that.

Hold up.

Who told Mattix her feelings were wrong? I missed my chance but doin’ it with Bowie when I was 14 would probably have felt very, very right.

What they’re really saying is “I prefer women who spend a lot of money and time on their makeup."

I’m a little surprised the teacher wasn’t a guy.

You know who else made a nude lip color just for you, one that never needs retouching?