Do you have kids? It must not have worked on you, either.

OK and this is just the woman’s job because why...?

I’ve got a one-month-old in a really stable relationship with money and local grandparents on both sides and I have NO IDEA HOW YOU ARE DOING WHAT YOU’RE DOING. My god, kudos.

EMAIL.

Forgiving individual misstatements is fine but they still have to be called out because taken together, they ARE the patriarchy.

It is when you invest in mature people who can handle honesty. That’s step 1.

I had to stop a nurse assistant the other night who was sniffling and rubbing his gloved hand on his nose before changing my wound dressing. The wound I’m on IV antibiotics for. I shouldn’t have had to call out a nurse on his glove hygiene.

Yeah, there are people like that, but every person who may issue a marriage ultimatum isn’t like that. Breaking off a relationship that isn’t resulting in marriage (which is really important! to a LOT of people!) is usually a pragmatic choice.

Hard to tell with the makeup, but you really look like someone I know. If we were in the senior play together, you were the cop and I was the slob. Excellent costume, at any rate!

What the... but that’s not even what you said your friends SAID. I’m sure there are more reasons women are uncomfortable proposing to men besides just losing out on the engagement ring. I specifically DIDN’T officially propose to my husband because I make virtually no money compared to him and I wanted to make sure…

I know I am a grizzled not quite old lady but every time a friend comes to me bitching about the lack of a proposal and how she can’t stand the idea of still being just his girlfriend, my response is, “If you can leave this relationship over a ring and a party, you should probably go find someone you want to spend…

I AM REFERRING SPECIFICALLY TO PEOPLE THAT ARE SEEKING A RING AND A PARTY.

Does this make you feel any better

THAT KID WAS 17?? THAT KID WAS 17.

If you need to wear facepaint to be recognizable as Neil DeGrasse Tyson then your costume fucking sucks. Try harder.

I had to watch these gifs a few times to be confident, but I think what’s happening here is that the volcano was CAPABLE of working, and had worked, but that it was finicky and couldn’t be relied upon to work every time. The video on the $2000 TV is of a fake volcano - the one the girl made - working the one time it…

You’re right, I meant to say “knowingly” or “intentionally”

Who maintains untreated chlamydia when the treatment is cheap like free?

I think you’re the only one who bothered reading the great wall of text

Ok it’s real real easy to have chlamydia and not know it.