And “partial birth abortion” isn't a thing, shithead.

Do you sell soda cans back to Walmart? No. You return them for a deposit.

Yeah, you pretty much can, as long as you conform to local decency laws. Schools should not have these codes when laws are already in place.

It’s really important that they ask you about abuse when you’re alone, though, because your abuser could be the person in the room with you.

Sonofa.... it’s NOT just you. I clicked the captions to see if anyone else had invoked the comparison before making MY joke but didn’t scroll down far enough to see yours.

All the accusations and indictments and stress have been making Jared a little puffy. Eating away your problems, Jared?

Nonsense. You don’t know an average atheist is an atheist because it doesn’t come up.

Is it really rape by deception if you’re consenting to the person, but aren’t aware of their true sex?

I totally get that it’s a health barometer - it doesn’t necessarily tie to weight, though, and that’s the great thing about it. I missed a couple in my early 20’s when I was just treating my body like crap, and since then I got into more moderate exercise and even though I weigh a BUNCH MORE than I did back then, the…

I respect your personal practices, but if you don’t have sex with men, why do you care if your cycle is well-regulated? If at any point you decide you want to conceive, it’d be really easy to quit hormonal BC then start trying after the recommended window (I believe IUDs have a very quick fertility bounce-back…

That sucks. You’re a warrior. But hey did you use the diva cup while you had the Mirena in? Does that work?

Depo stopped my periods. I went for years at a time without having any. It was AWESOME.

This headline is really misleading. As a music teacher, I totally get where the guy’s coming from when he says, “engage your crowd more.” Every artist has to do that. There are many ways to engage a crowd, and yes, I think it’s sexist that he expects them to use “sultriness” to do so (also, that “sultriness” is a…

It was a knock on their crowd engagement phrased in a sexist way. That is sort of about musicianship, and sort of about male entitlement of attention from women, but it can also be said that an engaging artist is more entertaining regardless of sexual dynamic.

So... Pouty...

Short hair is vastly more comfortable than long hair. And unless they’re cutting pubes what’s the difference in the service they’re providing?

Because I CAN. NOT. get a decent low-maintenance haircut from a regular woman’s salon - they refuse to cut it as short as I want. They tremble. They prevaricate. Not that I’ve gone to a barber shop yet, but I’m sure they could do a better job than the last time I cut it myself.

That’s not *inherently* funny. It’s only funny because of misogyny and macho culture.

Doesn’t all the sunblock clog her gills or whateverthefuck they are? WHY IS SHE SO WHITE

Does B. Brookwell realize that’s a penis?