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Jesus Christ Kinja. Let me have my dumb phonics joke.

IPAFTW5EVA

Heck, we're ALL busy. We'd be better off just nixing "please" and "thank you" permanently from our vocabularies on account of how busy we all are, obviously. /s

Hearing a 2-year-old say "May I" is WAY cuter than hearing a 2-year-old say... just about anything else, I think.

Congratulations, you beat EVERYONE to it.

It's not that we (crackers) are dishonest about racism; we're usually just naïve. And it's a hard line to toe to be an ally without being a narcissistic white knight.

Go fuck yourself, racist.

Because we're powerless to do otherwise.

The difference between you and OP is that you're consistent and you don't want to be spanking while you're doing it and OP is reacting out of emotion. That sort of instability is what ruined my childhood and the abuse continued till I was 20. YOU'VE made a parenting decision I understand but disagree with; OP needs

Aren't trees the shade masters though? They pretend like they aren't even trying to grow hundreds of feet high and cast their shade over all...

Re-read your original comment from the eyes of this article's author. Who's the "bully" now?

Also: maybe you should have called out Gawker as an entirety instead of its worn-out punching bag.

Blogs like these don't have time to go digging, but they always post their source material so we can go digging if we so choose, AND, they have comment sections where the Sherlocks can enlighten the rest of us. They also UPDATE to reflect new information. That's how good news blogs work nowadays.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I WAS OBSESSED WITH HORSES.

It's omelet pie. How could you not love omelet pie?

Better ban me too, then.

Please tell us you divorced that family?

Our IDIOT officiant told my husband that he has to lead, but to be careful to not dominate me. We'd met that asshole a half-hour prior to the ceremony and I'd had one phone conversation with him in which I'd explained that we're a feminist atheist couple who believes in equality between men and women.

as a matter of fact cock 'n' balls should be moving around, they were meant to. if they don't move then the naturally supporting ligaments will get weaker and atrophy which will then cause the cock 'n' balls to hurt when they aren't supported.