It NEEDS to start early. I sub for middle and high school math and there are a lot of kids who can solve for X but can't finagle a story problem into an equation. In high school.

Yeah, sounds like you were being disrespectful.

An unhealthy lifestyle can cause obesity and can cause irregular periods. I know that there are other things that cause irregular periods, but obesity in and of itself does not.

What makes you think we wouldn't be attuned? It's true that a baby is smaller compared to a fat mother than a thin one, but we certainly feel things like menstrual cramps.

That math only makes sense if the second baby was at least a month premature. I don't think ovulation generally happens on the DAY OF baby evacuation, and sex probably shouldn't happen, either.

2-and-a-half-year-old and a 22-month-old

Relateability +3

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Aren't most secularists getting to be that way before college? I know I was.

Ugh. We're all about burning witches over here.

If I had a baby grinning and babbling on its way out the tube, I'd burn it with fire. Fiction proves to us that immediate awareness and positive emotion is a trait of monsterbabies.

We started putting eggs in cheeseburgers.

To be fair, it *might* not have been intentional on anyone's part.

The Detroit affiliate followed it up with a commercial for a local pizza delivery joint. Hmm.

But the vaccines aren't 100% effective so you're still putting yourself at risk going among the disease-ridden Californian upper class - albeit not as high a risk as those who were never vaccinated.

You don't have complete control over your honorifics, though. I'm in that post-wedding phase where my family all assumed I took my husband's last name, and they send cards to "Mr. and Mrs." Except the ones who have Facebook; they know my correct legal name.

Dude, no way, me too! (opera singer) I had no idea there was a pneumonia vaccine. I thought pneumonia was a complication or worsening of other infections. Well, off to Google...

That's what I had heard, so I was really scared of complications, but it was a pretty mild case. The worst part was the fatigue before the onset of the rash when I didn't know what was wrong with me and had no energy to work on my final projects. I just assumed it was psychosomatic laziness from the fear of…

Go to your primary doctor and ask for a titer test - they'll tell you if you need an MMR booster, or a TDAP, or even varicella.

Wouldn't the singular version be "sheeperson?"