Yes. He hasn’t landed his book deal or Fox News spot yet, so he’s holding out hope.

Agreed. Cruz is utterly terrifying. He’s actually intelligent, and outright evil. The only thing that might keep him from being the nominee (besides Trump, of course) is that his own party hates his guts.

saw someone commented on gawker yesterday to the similar tune of:

I think Trump might actually be the least terrifying of all the GOP candidates left.

The GOP primary has come down to two, frightening factions. The Corpo-fascists (Trump, Rubio) and the Christo-fascists (Cruz, mainly, but Huckabee, Santorum, etc. were in the same camp).

You’re not alone. He’s the worst of the worst, a conscienceless power-seeker draped in the cloak of the ideologue.

This guy is scarier than Trump to me.

IF THEY DONT HAVE ACCESS TO A HAT, TIARAS ARE AN ACCEPTABLE ALTERNATIVE.

I am going to assume from this that you also demand tiaras on cats.

Money.

YOU THINK THIS IS SOOOOO FUNNY. Haha. WELL THIS IS HOW IT STARTS, SUCKERS. A few seemingly UNRELATED stories: a girl in a tiara bites plane passenger. Homeless man bites people in Washington square park on St Patrick’s Day while wearing a diamond crown. Disgraced former scientist turned away from pentagon while…

All mockery aside, girl has 800 Philip Treacy hats. How does that happen?

OH MY GOD. HOW MANY DOES SHE HAVE?

As opposed to her flower crown, deck of cards fascinator, or a banana. (“Is that a banana on your head or are you just an asshole?)

googling sunglass-tiaras atm

Why pimps and hookers though? Aren’t they supposed to be against them, because family values something something God? Or are they just trying to entice their base with the promise of hookers and those gay porns where the delivery man and repair man show up for some good lovin?

This is so silly. No one would ever buy this because Ted Cruz is a really likable guy!

Counterpoint: this is awesome

Well this is dumb.