After all the development hell a Superman movie went through in the 90's and early 2000's, I’m glad we ended up getting Superman Returns. I’d rather watch that a million times than see the monstrosity of a black-suited flightless Superman fighting a giant spider.

Easy, Yellow. That way you don’t have to make a choice on which starter Pokemon you want (aka the hardest decision of one’s life). You potentially could get all three.

Osiris help us all.

Meka Amercia Greta Agina.

I know, my guess is that Floridians can count and, unlike Mr. Ruboto, they understand that 3rd place is not the winner.

That baffles me when a gay person is also a Republican. I have a right wing cousin who basically takes EVERYTHING from Breitbart and The Blaze and posts it on Facebook. Surprise, surprise, he’s for Trump.

Much appreciated.

Damn, hope you don’t use all your Pinot during the debate.

Good choice, Pinot Grigio. You know, it’s the little things in life, like getting schnockered while watching a bunch of asshats struggle to be relevant.

WAY ahead of you on that one, my friend.

True.

I agree with you on the 60% narcissist and 30% evil, but I think the remaining 10% is just gas.

It’s cool, I brought my own bottle of Cabernet.

You’re absolutely right. I’ve said over and over again that Cruz scares me WAY more than Trump does. Trump is 95% evil, whereas Cruz is 100% evil.

Might of been ex. Only way to tolerate being around Cruz for more than a second is to be high out of your goddamn mind.

Please clap.

We should get on that.

I normally try to be as civil and nice as possible, but the evangelical support of the nonreligious sentient can of Fanta, Donald Trump, further tells me that evangelicals are fucking morons!

A wall that Mexico will definitely* pay for.

Nah, Mr. Ruboto just needs a tune up.