That baffles me when a gay person is also a Republican. I have a right wing cousin who basically takes EVERYTHING from Breitbart and The Blaze and posts it on Facebook. Surprise, surprise, he’s for Trump.

Much appreciated.

Damn, hope you don’t use all your Pinot during the debate.

Good choice, Pinot Grigio. You know, it’s the little things in life, like getting schnockered while watching a bunch of asshats struggle to be relevant.

WAY ahead of you on that one, my friend.

True.

I agree with you on the 60% narcissist and 30% evil, but I think the remaining 10% is just gas.

It’s cool, I brought my own bottle of Cabernet.

You’re absolutely right. I’ve said over and over again that Cruz scares me WAY more than Trump does. Trump is 95% evil, whereas Cruz is 100% evil.

Might of been ex. Only way to tolerate being around Cruz for more than a second is to be high out of your goddamn mind.

Please clap.

We should get on that.

I normally try to be as civil and nice as possible, but the evangelical support of the nonreligious sentient can of Fanta, Donald Trump, further tells me that evangelicals are fucking morons!

A wall that Mexico will definitely* pay for.

Nah, Mr. Ruboto just needs a tune up.

Did you bring enough champagne for the entire class?

Try living in Texas sometime.

Who (Ben Carson). Will (Ben Carson). Drop (Ben Carson). Out (Ben Carson). Next?! I’ll give you a hint: he has an affinity for hammers.

I’m not entirely sure who my mom is for currently, I know she was for Jeb! (cue Price is Right fail music), but I don’t know who she is for now. My dad has actually stated outright that he doesn’t really like anyone currently running. I 100% get secular conservatives who have had enough of Republican party’s religious…

All the stars for you.