I’ll read it, but you can’t have the one about how Paul Rudd cursed the entire cast of Clueless in exchange for eternal youth (that’s my conspiracy theory) or the one about how Thomas the Tank Engine is libertarian propaganda (that’s just true.)

I have a theory you could write a book about regarding Flight 370. It was the Russians. They boarded the plane, then with another plane tailed it in a way to make the flight invisible to radar, and flew the plane and all of its passengers to an airport hangar in Siberia. Knowing that the worth of the Ruble was rapidly…

Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn’t?

It’s a huge deal for many reasons but the main reason that stands out to me as an avid and long-time HONY follower is that the comments were REALLY important for this young person. It is known on HONY that the subjects of the photos see and read the comments and the comments on this photo were inbelievably supportive…

lol get the fuck out of here with this naked pea apologism

I love green peas.

BANNED.

The face I made reading this.

Dismissed, blocked, and flagged for hate speech.

“garnish with fresh peas, sunflower seeds and flaky sea salt”

The rabbit hole goes so much deeper than that, Mr. Stair.

Come on, now, he wasn’t being as threatening as, say, a 12-year-old boy playing with a toy gun in a park, or a large man saying “Just leave me alone, stop harassing me,” or even a teenage boy walking in the street instead of on the sidewalk. These poor cops face so many dangers like those every day, and should be…

I genuinely thought he would commit suicide. Now, lets see if he gets the death penalty like the guy from the Boston Marathon bombing.

Okay but like if you were to look up serial killer in the dictionary this is what would be there.

Hamilton deserves his place on the ten. We need to get rid of Jackson.

This actually really pisses me off. We lobbied for the $20, to replace a bad dude who didn’t favor paper currency and would likely have hated being on it. Easy decision, right? Nope. Instead they give us the $10 - a less popular currency - and we have to fucking share it with the dude already on it. Gee. Thanks.

I identify as a cum dumpster.

I routinely set up plans myself, yes. But thanks for assuming. You know what they say about assuming...

Part of me really wanted Momager to actually smack Psycho Santa with the pizza pan.