Sexual predators say the darndest things.

Last time I heard "I'm as pure as pure can be", the motherfucker sold me an eighth of talcum powder.

I honestly cannot believe I read that. It's either an A grade troll or an asshole you can see from space.

Penn Holderness, the smarmy dad here, works in video production, internet marketing and social media management. He is rather openly using these phony "family hijinks" viral videos to market his business. It's not that he's some sad sack dad trying to become a viral star; he's a blow-dryed former local TV man turned…

People can say what they want about Balloon Boy's dad, but at least he didn't wear sweaters like a cape.

YOU MADE HIM, YOU KEEP HIM. DEAL WITH IT.

You seem pretty invested in this. I feel bad for you.

Coming down the line? So let's hate him now because *you* think he seems like a bad dude. Yeah, ok.

If you think the most talented and exciting TE in history is unlikable, you got something wrong with you.

youre coming off as a total fucking pussy. Why dont you try making something of your own life instead of shitting on someone whose obviously sucessful and entertaining and enjoys the moment having fought through a host of serious injuries

Seriously? Really? You've got a rapist in Roethlisberger, when Peterson comes back, a child beater, when Rice comes back, a woman abuser, and much more, and you pick Gronkowski, the gleeful idiot who is a total freak?

Ima go with everybody else on this one and say that you're a Debbie downer :(

Every other NFL player is more unlikeable than Rob "Yo Soy Fiesta" Gronkowski. If you disagree, you are a miserable human being with no inner sense of joy and wonder.

Well, because GMOs are evil and like, big agra and big pharma and vaccinations cause autism!

Off-topic, but after all the model talk today I love how people seem to think Kendall Jenner has "amazing bone structure" when THIS lady walks the earth. Kendall Jenner has a very nice skull and teeth. Coco has BONE FUCKING STRUCTURE.

I saw him live in Toronto and he was just so perfect. Love him.

What does it matter if it doesn't only happen in Tallahassee? Does that somehow mitigate the fact that the TPD and FSU police are completely corrupt?

Hey, I just murdered my family. Does anyone believe I'm the only guy who's murdered his family? Come on, let's keep in mind that lots of other guys murder their families.

They lost to Michigan this year. I'd say that they didn't need any help from the NCAA.

In my opinion, Penn State deserved the Death Penalty more than SMU did. I realize some of you will disagree but covering up child rape is worse than paying student athletes. Again, that's just my opinion.

Thats what unanimous means..all scores in favor of the winner.. you dope!