I am laughing at you, and you are stupid.

You're stupid and I'm laughing at your idiocy. Heat, Dolphins, Rays, Saints, Texas Teams... then to lump in racism - you're a fucking imbecile.

What the fuck?

Pass the dutch, douchebag. I'm not high enough to read that shit and you obviously had too much. Go Dawgs.

LSU rushed 56 times in regulation. They threw it 22 times.

Tell my bookie that.

The New York Times is the worst. I love it when Columbia loses.

While that's a disappointment, it's their prerogative to set the rules for membership if they're a private organization. And I was glad that my women's only gym enjoyed the same prerogative. Yes, the reasons are different, but we have to be okay with private organizations doing things for whatever reasons they please…

Deion Sanders knows more about homosexuality than tackling wide receivers.

At what point did the Democrats or the Republicans ever give a shit about black people? The black President of the United States doesn't even give a shit about black people. Let these two be the pawns the GOP wants them to be, just like any black democrat is for liberal America.

"two black Republicans were voted into Senate and House."

Please. You aren't glad at all. You are pissed that two African americans didn't fall for your femanazi Marxist bullshit and it kills you. Love seeing you feminists squirm!

Today's Democratic Party treats African Americans as inferior victims who would be nowhere without the party's largesse. So...not very surprised to see liberals continue to snark on African Americans who accomplish things without the Democratic Party's help.

To paraphrase this article:

"PUSH IT BACK PUSH IT BACK! WAAAAYYYYY BACK! (the legal age of consent)!"

At that point, she told him to come back later but he did not go back.

"2-4-6-8! PERFECT AGE FOR A DATE!"

I'm a doctor too, how good for us this is! Such a nice day, maybe we should go out the window?

I'll say it, and I'll say it again (Or I'll tweet it, and I'll tweet it again—and I have, many times). I need another Missy album. WE need another Missy album. THE WORLD NEEDS ANOTHER MISSY ALBUM.

Is it ok to genuinely like anything anymore? Dude is a handful-of-times-in-a-generation talent who had one of the best offensive seasons in NBA history last year and gave probably the most heartfelt MVP speech in American sports history. Who the fuck is worthy of our admiration in contrast? Please do tell.