Don't they usually when you've got the belt around your neck and plug up your ass?

Why is nine months the maximum sentence?

Sean only you would find a way to post something about this and only defend LeBron and say nothing actually lauding Berra. The point of the comparison is what if Berra had gotten a cramp in the middle of D-Day? Would he have winced in extreme agony like that photo of LeBron? Or would he have kept running because…

Cool story bro.

No sunscreen

Depends on where they live and, per the discussion in the article and in the comments, what can legally be sold in grocery stores. In many states grocery stores have the best selection of fine wine selections in the area. Not the point in any case.

Eh. Concept is hilarious but execution is poor because they went over the top. "Trouser Jazz" is not a funny thing to say because it's beyond the absurd. Also, the absurd things written on a wine bottle are things that a master sommelier can taste. Just as lingo used in the blogging or journalism world would be…

I find that I can only use old-school white deodorants because the gel style irritates my skin - how can I get the white deodorant marks left behind out of the armpits of dark colored shirts? Regulard wash cycles not doing anything to help

Modern day Scarface

This is meta as fuck

This is what D-Day was all about.

Let's focus on this tweet:

More than 40% of Lucky Charms are eaten by adults

That's why I said to pull out

So just pull out.....duh

The TV commercials for Cabaret with Alan Cumming are the gayest thing there has ever been

Babies and bathwater are coming to mind right now...

I don't think you know what inevitable means

I don't watch a ton of hockey but even to my untrained eye it was obvious that went suddenly and horribly wrong for the Rangers. Lundqvist seemed a bit frozen by the situation as well.