Your breasts already have holes in them

How did a bunch of guys get onto school grounds and past school security?

This is a big win for your mother

PLEASE TELL ME BILLY OR GREG WAS DJANGO

DAMMIT

Did you have a seizure as you were typing the end of that comment?

HOLY SHIT!!!!! Jon Singleton is black?

I still don't understand how you don't understand this

WTF is a father?

Does Deadspin/Screamer think any World Cup teams are bad? I'm still waiting.

Your response seems angry for no apparent reason.

There are various types of seizures so I don't mean to speak for everyone's experience but it my experience(s) it provides the feeling of a complete mental reset and for a few hours like complete clarity. A bit hard to describe but, comically, much like many of the descriptors you used above for after a GHP. Just a…

Ever had a seizure? It has the same effect but for your brain. It's actually awesome - terrible other things that go along with it aside