I find that I can only use old-school white deodorants because the gel style irritates my skin - how can I get the white deodorant marks left behind out of the armpits of dark colored shirts? Regulard wash cycles not doing anything to help

Modern day Scarface

This is meta as fuck

This is what D-Day was all about.

Let's focus on this tweet:

More than 40% of Lucky Charms are eaten by adults

That's why I said to pull out

So just pull out.....duh

The TV commercials for Cabaret with Alan Cumming are the gayest thing there has ever been

Babies and bathwater are coming to mind right now...

I don't think you know what inevitable means

I don't watch a ton of hockey but even to my untrained eye it was obvious that went suddenly and horribly wrong for the Rangers. Lundqvist seemed a bit frozen by the situation as well.

Your breasts already have holes in them

How did a bunch of guys get onto school grounds and past school security?

This is a big win for your mother

PLEASE TELL ME BILLY OR GREG WAS DJANGO

DAMMIT

Did you have a seizure as you were typing the end of that comment?

HOLY SHIT!!!!! Jon Singleton is black?

I still don't understand how you don't understand this