WTF is a father?

Does Deadspin/Screamer think any World Cup teams are bad? I'm still waiting.

Your response seems angry for no apparent reason.

There are various types of seizures so I don't mean to speak for everyone's experience but it my experience(s) it provides the feeling of a complete mental reset and for a few hours like complete clarity. A bit hard to describe but, comically, much like many of the descriptors you used above for after a GHP. Just a…

Ever had a seizure? It has the same effect but for your brain. It's actually awesome - terrible other things that go along with it aside