Ya’ll really disappointing with this one. I was expecting way worse. This guy seems like Einstein in comparison to many others who’ve come before him. Some dude insinuated that the female body can put up a pregnancy firewall while being raped.

I hope to someday be this chill:

Burneko was once just a commentator on this website, posting ridiculously offensive, gross, white-dude stuff. If only it would’ve stayed that way...

(6) A fair ball, after touching the ground, bounds into the stands, or passes through, over or under a fence, or through or under a scoreboard, or through or under shrubbery, or vines on the fence, or over the mountains and through the woods, in which case the batter and the runners shall be entitled to advance two…

Even Democratic Rep. Ted Lieu of California was all of us

Avatar checks out.

Has anyone else noticed the sound of the bat in ESPN broadcasts is absolute trash?? I’m not sure how it would vary between broadcasts, but Sunday Night Baseball sounds like every pitch is hit with a Japanese shinai. It’s fuggin’ awful.

This...is a really good idea. Let’s do this.

...that says six runs scored?

Mike Trout is already the best player in the league by a wide, wide margin.

Hatchell and team physician Dr. Harry Stafford are accused of delaying an MRI on the injured shoulder of guard Emily Sullivan and then downplaying the injury’s severity for almost two years, in order to keep Sullivan on the court with the aid of cortisone shots. When Sullivan finally sought outside opinions, she…

Wait, so that movie isn’t about a hot white chick and a frumpy journalist’s “long shot” of maybe dating her? Because that’s 100 percent what the trailer and title convey. 

Gag. The one redeeming quality of the Jets were their jerseys. I genuinely liked them. They were clean in a very old school kind of way (kind like the Colts). I don’t know what ya’ll are talking about for that shade of green. It’s trash. It’s like the green crayon kids get at an Applebee’s.

You don’t get to live your entire life as an entitled, conservative, ignorant, white male and then say at age 70 that...oh, now I get it...my bad. Robert Kraft will always be Robert Kraft. I mean, maybe paying to upgrade Flint’s water system would be a good starting point. But still, fuck Mr. Kraft.

Oh, the dude who cut off all ties to his family because of some silly feud between them and his girl turns out to be petty while at work? SHOCKER!*

I for one would’ve had a panic attack and endangered everyone around me. So, I understand why they did this.

Has anyone checked this guy for a brain tumor or something?

Man, that guy would’ve made a great cop.

No kidding. “Ya’ll need to respect her privacy...but now that it’s out, let’s get some clicks!”

Anyone who plays golf for recreational purposes and doesn’t play best ball is an egotistical moron. If you’re a great golfer, guess what?? You’ll be best ball and the score will indicate that. But if you happen to shank a ball into a thick forest of trees, you can forget about it and root for one of your pals to hit a…