Who are those Robochicks going in before him? His daughters? Does Dolan also own a plastic surgery center?

How does one watch rugby? I’m completely spellbound by this sport when I’ve watched it in the past, but have no idea how to tune in. I guess illegal streaming sites, right?

I can tell you from experience that, as the son of someone who sexually assaulted someone (not me or anyone in my family), I think it’s a way of trying to make them seem less like a monster. I’ve had to grapple with this idea since the day he was arrested. I’m ashamed to admit that, in the past, I’ve used very similar…

Exactly. Journalists love to compare US statistics with European countries (specifically Scandinavian ones) when it’s ridiculous to do so. Sure, we have the largest economy in the world, but we also have large swaths of our country living in poverty, with major lack of access to basic job benefits, maternity leave,…

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The fact that the Steelers looked at those three B’s and chose Ben Cheeseberger is genius.

The idea that a guy like AB owes his success to an old, bloated QB who is likely put together with super glue and rubber bands each week is so hilariously ridiculous (I know you’re not suggesting this). Nay, Ben Cheeseberger owes his success to a wildly talented supporting cast for 15 years. Fuck that dude to the sun…

Hockey is the stupidest fucking sport.

Deadspin is good BECAUSE of those stories, dude. If all you want to see is sports highlights and the occasional funny gif, there are plenty of sites for you...including Barstool.

I visited once. I was flabbergasted that what I was seeing and reading wasn’t from 2003. Not only is the content a stream of consciousness between a group of prep school lacrosse bros in a suburb of St. Louis, but the site itself is incredibly ugly. The layout, the graphics, the functionality. It looks like Dave…

The Girl And The Goat is the most hipster, 2019 restaurant name I’ve ever heard. Jesus, trendy chefs love collections of nouns. What others can we make up?

I mean, are we just arguing semantics here? This whole article is insane to me. Read this part again:

According to TMZ, Kelly ordered a quarter pounder meal along with soda and coffee before leaving with his entourage in tow after a half hour inside. According to Sun Times reporter Nader Issa, alleged victims Joycelyn Savage and Azriel Clary joined Kelly at a cigar bar after his team dinner.

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This dude’s trying to make a living and pursue his dream and has faced more shit-talking than most, and then you dedicate an article to the fact that he’s still struggling? I hate to be that guy, but this is just kinda mean. We can all collectively go after POS like Brady or Roesthlisberger, but some dude trying to…

Here’s why it should’ve been obvious in the first place: Racist, homophobic MAGA people don’t watch Empire. And racist, homophobic people only get angry when you begin to invade their spaces. If Last Man Standing introduced a gay black character, I could maybe start to think this happened. But a show that that’s…

Do Trump next.

of all the bones in my face

As homosexuals enjoy their moment in the sun, pedophiles wait patiently in the wings, knowing that their time is coming. They are building momentum, as more and more men visit more and more websites, and sink lower and lower. If we were to empty every prison in America tomorrow, and then arrest every man consuming…

The only reason any women are still devoted to the GOP is because they’re “baby saviors” who hate abortion. That’s it. There’s no one else left.