That is an interesting take on what I wrote.

And what if...stay with me...one cannot afford a health insurance policy...or the health insurance they can afford sucks ass, as most insurance policies do in the United States?

You’re an idiot.

Mr. Sanders offered scant acknowledgment of the practical and political obstacles to implementing his vision.

What, pray tell, is my dude doooiiinnngg??

Lauren, you have more sports writing chops than all other Deadspin writers combined. I enjoy reading your thorough articles and hope for many more.

Jesus Christ. We’re gentrifying highway underpasses now?

Thank you. I am the only who can’t stand when “progressive” and “feminist” people wear (or worse, dress their little kids in) branded feminism or branded activism, such as “future feminist” or “the future is female” or Hillary Clinton-RBG-Elizabeth Warren etc. bullshit. It’s like, ya’ll, who made that shit? It’s…

Because exercise literally is not an antidepressant. Antidepressants, which are a class of drugs approved by the FDA, are antidepressants. Can jogging release good chemicals and be beneficial to those who have a mental illness? Yes. Is it a substitute for diagnosis and treatment by medical professionals using approved…

...body positivity has morphed into something that looks more like straight-sized people feeling positive about their bodies, which already adhere to standard conventions of beauty, instead of those for whom the body positivity movement was built for and by.

Good lord, that’s disgusting.

Abhorrent.

Just a reminder that marriage is essentially an institution invented so that a man can legally rape a woman as much as he wants. In fact, 1993 was the same year that all 50 states finally had legal protections against spousal rape. The idea of a husband “raping” his wife was essentially laughed off. Our society still…

Our tipster tells us that Sessions, who is named after the president of the Confederacy...

I mean, what specifically are you or any other Cubs fan going to do about it?

You know this request was put in when he wasn’t able to travel due to the shut down. Big stinky baby was like, BRING THE GOLF TO ME.

You’re right. I’m sure Todd Palin is a super cool dude.

I mean, that explanation makes sense to me...

Can’t make this shit up. This was the video that queued after that one:

It’s possible that the Ken doll Hollywood actor isn’t very intelligent.