It’s possible that the Ken doll Hollywood actor isn’t very intelligent.

This is the problem with the NBA. The players have gotten so good at the sport that it’s not even their central focus. This is 100% why it’s by far the most drama-filled professional sport. It’s essentially a hobby for them.

At first, I thought this headline said Melania Trump’s Friend Reportedly Told Her It Would Be Best To ‘Sound Illiterate’ - which, like, mission accomplished.

Perhaps I’m just dense, but has there been any attempt to try and Copyright tweets? Could this just be built in to the Twitter platform? If so, why hasn’t anyone sued this POS?

I’ve never understood the whole “woke” Christian movement. I kinda laugh when I see those Unitarian churches with the rainbow flags flying. Like, how ya’ll going to just separate all of the fucked up shit in the Bible? The Bible is anti-LGBT, anti-woman, etc. That’s the religion. It’s like never-Trump Republicans or…

I think we can all agree that he shouldn’t be playing hockey for at least, like, a year, right? But he’ll be back out there in a week. Sports are bad for your brain!

Great write-up, Dom.

Original!

There’s a 98% percent chance that the dude who was fired (yes, it was a man) is a Barstool Sports reader. Which means there’s a 100% chance they’ll read this Laura Wagner post and get in touch.

It’s gold, Jerry! GOLD!

Yeah and I hate Tom Brady and Bill Belichick and Craft, too. Very specifically.

I’m just here to say that I hope FuckJerry gets all his money taken away.

Nah, dude. The real tragedy is that two kids were molested. That’s it.

The vast majority of that $700 million was used for capital campaigns for art museums, colleges and a hospital—all of which will bare his name. That’s a (relative to him) inexpensive and tax-free marketing campaign, not charity. Show me a picture of this dude writing a check to the City of Flint, Michigan to build a…

It’s what these people choose to do with their wealth. Look at the major donations that make up that $700 million in “charitable” contributions—they’re all capital campaigns for art museums or colleges or hospitals that bare his name. That’s not charity, man. That’s a marketing campaign that also serves as a tax…

What’s so amazing is that rich people like this are literally immune to bad financial decisions. Look at Trump. The guy is fuggin’ terrible with money and investments, and yet he’s still a millionaire. And Wilbur Ross, who’s genius finance acumen is a suggestion that people who are already going full bore into credit…

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Jesus fucking Christ. This is why our world is fucked. Because some moron like this will read this disgusting story about grotesque wealth and the inescapable classism that is destroying our world and be like... “but he gives some money to charity, bro.” Or another classic I hear all the time, “You’re just jealous,…

Wait, what? So Kingsbury has to turn down (what I’m assuming) is his dream job of being an NFL coach because this single player was excited to play for him? Look, I feel for this player and NCAA rules are abominable, but c’mon. We all do this, right? When you’re looking for a new job, do you just stop doing your…

I’m in love with the way he just walks away. Like, this is your doing now.