...it would be devastating for this city to not have a Major League Soccer team

This is pretty bad, guys.

This is some primo “I read some stuff on Wikipedia” man-splaining.

You sound like Obama’s current speech writer. Look, if you want to sit around and act like the real solution to America’s problems is sitting down with MAGA people and trying to reason with them, go right ahead. But for everyone else who’s living in reality, we’re going to expose evil POS for what they are and attempt…

Our government was built on a foundation of white supremacy and class rule. White, male landowners were originally the only Americans allowed to vote. On paper, we’ve progressed since then. But in reality, we haven’t. Our government (and general society) is still built to serve wealthy white people. A perfect example…

Bruh, this movie was turrible. 

My family was thumbing through old photographs when we got to one that showed four generations of men in my family (great-great grandfather, great grandfather, my great uncle and his young son, who is my mother’s cousin), and it all hit us square in the face at the exact same time: my great grandfather, Booker, was…

Are we seriously not over the “I’m going to go off on a completely banal thing that most people enjoy” hot take yet?

Yeah, Diana. Why?

Tics are often a symptom of underlying anxiety disorders. I have a tic where I feel like I constantly need to be stretching my neck. I haven’t always had it. Started about 5 years ago (when I started my professional career). Maybe the stress of taking on higher level coaching positions has caused them for him.

The White Sox won the WS in 2005??

Here’s an interesting quip about Marie Kondo:

No wonder they won. The collusion goes even further than we think.

I think you’ve missed a very important aspect:

It starts and ends with in-season strawberries and in-season Fuji apples. Everything else is trash.

*Googles “Vince Wilfork’s wife”*

Of course he looks like that.

Under the cover/blankie warmth is tops, man. It’s not even close-especially if you have a duvet. I look forward to keeping my house at a cold temp in the winter and snuggling into my bed and letting my body heat do all the work. It’s fuckin’ rad.

Ok, but is putting your socks on prior to pants OK? Cause I’m religious about that. Is that weird? That’s not weird, right?

I love how Deadspin posts articles like this that are reaching so hard for some kind of stupid controversy when they still have a dude on staff who’s written horribly, disgustingly awful things in the comment section of this very website, and the only defense given was...uhhh...I was just a typical, juvenile mid-20s…