Are Flea and Chad Smith slowly morphing into one person?

What’s insane is that nowhere in this discussion is the psychological health of a child discussed. Sure, it might be 100% safe from a nutritional standpoint...but what about developmental? Are there any studies out there on the development of a child who’s continuing to walk up to their mother at 5 years old to be…

I love that in an article that includes phonetics, this is the name of of your orthopedic sandals:

I love that this is the first comment on the Blackfan tweet. Twitter is so fuckin’ weird.

I wonder if the people who write articles such as this, crying out about the current and future effects of climate change, eat meat and significant amounts of other animal products. While I understand the importance of widespread regulations correcting climate change—what are you doing on a personal level?What are you…

Anyone who lives in a free country has every right to stand, sit down, actively flip off, moon (if done in the confines or your home), etc. while the pledge or national anthem is occurring. Your military record has nothing to do with it. Period. Republicans are the ones who act like we’re one step away from some…

Stand up? Is this a term for being in the wedding party? Is this, like, a regional phrase? I’ve never heard of this before.

Will I ever change my chicken habits? I will not. I’ve basically been conditioned, both culturally and economically, to enjoy stuffing my face with 100 drumsticks annually.

This is just a reminder to those idiots at my gym who go and fuck around in the racket ball court without eye protection, smacking the ball as hard as they can and laughing when it comes in the general direction of their face.

This shit is really pathetic, man. And very hypocritical, as Deadspin (rightfully) roots for actual punishment when shit like this comes to light about other people. This is the wokest “I’m sorry if I offended you” apologies. You weren’t 16 when you wrote this bullshit, dude. You were a grown ass man, and so was…

Thank you, Albert, for eloquently putting into words the thoughts that have been ping-ponging around my head for months. Obviously, we’ve all been naive—McCain’s death is a perfect example. We’ve been naive to think that Republicans do anything—ANYTHING—for any other reason besides sticking their finger in the eye of…

Today was supposed to be the day I didn’t cry at my desk. Thanks.

It’s only OK to make jokes about stuff like this if it’s funny. This is an extremely lazy and predictable joke. Do better next time.

You know who are the WORST bachelors? The ones who ask for a destination bachelor party and also expect guests to pay for them once they’re there. No. I paid $600 just to be here. You can buy your own fucking beer.

“What I’m trying to do is make sure we go into halftime down 14-6.” That’s the most honest thing I’ve ever heard from a second-rate football coach.

I just want to point out that shunning sexual offenders from society is a really good way to ensure higher recidivism rates. I’m not necessarily talking about this particular case, but in general, I don’t like when people treat criminals as if they’re toxic waste. That’s only contributing to the problem. Allow people…

But he broke back, then held service games, and even narrowly snuck out of a tiebreak after going down a mini-break.

When is it foretold in the prophecy that we get to feast on the flesh of the rich again? Is it next year? I’m getting impatient. 

I guess this explains why old-school hitters swung the bat the way they did. The motion was far less complex, and looked more strenuous—as if they were swinging an ax that was too heavy. It’s because their bat was 30% heavier.

Do you think you would be able to bowl a 300 with bumpers?