Perhaps the best outcome we can hope for from the MeToo movement is that Master of None doesn’t return for a third season. That show is trash and anyone who says otherwise is an idiot.

My boss had legitimate chronic pain issues. And for that, I did feel sorry for her. But the result was a woman who was hopped up on pain killers during the day, and sleep medications at night. The entire office would be subjected to strange, rambling, incoherent text messages and emails at 3AM. She was completely…

Let us also not forget what McCain was doing when he was shot down and became a POW: he was participating in the carpet bombing of a third world country, in a war in which thousands and thousands of innocent people died. So even his most heroic of accolades is actually tainted with awfulness. Fuck John McCain and the…

The only reason they install an attractive women on every single one of these shows is to simply reel in concussed former players when they go on some weird, unintelligible rant about “conviction” or “stamina” or something. That isn’t a knock on Beadle—she’s obviously a talented and smart person. What I’m saying is…

Derek Holland is the +1 at  wedding that nobody really knows but is bound and determined to GET SOME LAUGHS on the dance floor.

This is the worst, most entitled shit I’ve ever read this week (I know, it’s still early). In these times, when the human race is being pushed to brink of complete collapse, this person says their relationship with a fucking restaurant has “soured” because they wouldn’t let a dog on their patio and then felt the need…

When are the players going to strike? That’s the only thing that will change this. Just stop showing up. Boycott a major bowl game. Something.

I bled for hours, sitting there with a dish towel in my mouth while my then-girlfriend googled to see if stitches are a thing you can get in your tongue.

The only possible explanation I see is a Major League-esque nose dive to get the team to Montreal. That makes more sense than anything else they’ve offered up.

“CHN” - what? Does Brooks Baseball call the Cubs Chicago North? I can’t think of any other reason for “CHN.” Why not CHC??

In my mind, it’s a check system. Maybe you put the wrong zip code, but it will eventually make its way to the right place if you have the correct city and state. Otherwise, it’s probably coming back as undeliverable...or worse, being delivered to the wrong address.

Can I just say that Pryor’s history of cool-headedness and general nonchalance is refreshing?

The Eagles brought in Christian Hackenberg to see if there’s any there there for the 2016 second-round pick, who hasn’t played a regular-season NFL snap and is now on his third team.

Jesus, does that Cavalari chick eat food? She looks like a Pez dispenser. 

CPBL: “6-year-olds, dude.”

Your last line point is actually your best point: any argument that Green Party voters are losing elections for Democrats always forget that WAY more potential Republicans vote for Libertarian politicians, thus negating this stupid hypothesis.

We need to try and coordinate a buffalo jump for all Crossfit, BeachBody, extreme workout types. It should be easy. We can just frame it as a “challenge” that’s going viral.

I honestly think that I could sing this well if need be.

Screenshots, people. Screenshots.

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