See, this is the point where strong gun laws could ensure that maniac never has access to weapons. This is the point where you can stop people from getting killed.

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Bruh, you realize that like 98 percent of our presidents have been racist, maniacal liars, right? Trump is no different. He just wears it on his sleeve. Obama, Jimmy, and maybe Lincoln. That’s about it for good dudes.

Sadly the overt diminishing of women’s skills by their male teammates or the league rules isn’t really a surprise. What was a revelation was the anger men exhibit during games that are supposed to be just for fun, and the physical aggression with which they play.

Here’s why he did it: while the person didn’t write the note, they still stiffed him on a $108 bill. This probably happens a lot to this guy, and it is likely due to his name and skin color. He knows that, but can’t prove it. So he finally just scribbled down what they were likely thinking in their heads.

I love when he’s asked if he put too much pressure on himself and he’s just like...hell no man, I don’t do that. This guy chills.

I mean...I’m going to guess that he won...but it’s not confirmed anywhere?? This is kind of maddening. 

I just want to be the one to say, “Hey Tiger...it’s OK if your body is failing. You’ve done enough. Please don’t destroy it any further for our stupid entertainment. Go hang out with your kids.”

I’d really like to see a statement from Middleditch. He’s a favorite of mine, and he’s a really progressive and liberally outspoken person (at least his online persona is). 

All these words and no comparison to Tom Brady? They sound like the same, gross person to me.

Everywhere I turn, there’s further concrete evidence that having kids is fucking stupid.

Alternate take: a beer list is the same thing as a food menu. It should be curated, and should reflect the wants and desires of the people who own it, work at it, and the people who frequent it. A craft beer list should be assembled with deliberation. I personally dislike trendy “craft beer bars” that offer hundreds…

Rock: Elvis

Raise your hand if you’re just now finding out Japan has college football.

the “emaciated” cougar weighed just 100 pounds

I think that Rumple Minz is frightening enough by itself to be included on this list. Jesus. So many Rumple Minz shots in college. Yak.

Do you have links/evidence of this? I’m not trying to attack you, I’m just genuinely curious. I’ve been looking for some time now and can’t find anything. I’ve always thought that Burneko is a POS and a terrible, TERRIBLE writer.

I’m wondering if Samer still has teeth after gritting his way through this stellar analysis of his favorite team.

This is all very thorough, but how do we know whether or not he was wearing his seat belt? It could’ve something as simple (and stupid) as that which led to his ejection and death.

The possibility that there might be even as mild a social tax as a hired comedian firing a few acerbic but harmless owns in your direction attached to the business of cosseting and flattering entrenched power must be scary for him, because he is a coward and because, if the well-earned opprobrium of actual real human…