And you already know they’re “liberal” Democrats who “voted for Obama both times.”

If you’re using anything other than lower cost spirits when mixing with sugary beverages, you’re an idiot and wasting money. I always find it hilarious when people ONLY drink Makers and Coke or Grey Goose with their Moscow Mule. Once you mix, you’re not going to taste the difference.*

*This does not mean I’m advocating…

What movie is that actually from?

You’re right. She’s burnt umber, if I’m remembering my Bob Ross paints correctly.

Let’s hope his ticker is in good condition and that he rots in prison for many, many years.

Equating DVDs to the resurgence of vinyl doesn’t make any sense. DVDs are still new age technology. They’re essentially the same as streaming—a computer is playing a media file on your TV.

I haven’t seen the movie, but the premise is backwards. It’s basically saying that the issue is a lack of self-confidence, and that women are holding themselves back. “If you simply act pretty and confident, that bartender will see you! You’ll get that promotion!” This doesn’t actually address the issue of our culture…

“actually inspiring [sic] screenwriters as well”

This basically details the first time I got high. I was in 7th grade and one of my “bad influence” friends got some from his older brother. We all freaked the fuck out in a public park in 95 degree heat for about an hour. We then walked back to his house (which literally felt like a two day trip through the Sahara),…

Please tell me you understand that synthetic weed is not actually weed. Please.

Sometimes our reflexes save our lives. Sometimes they turn what could be just a bruise on your ass into serious knee surgery.

I think it’s extremely apropos. Even when a team wins a WS, the excitement eventually fades and it’s “what have you done for me lately?” You might get a trophy, but the owners and fanbases want to see more, more, more.

This all feels like a Christopher Guest mockumentary.

I’ve never encountered more scum of the earth people than when I was briefly into online gaming like 10 years ago. Literally the most disgusting human beings I’ve ever been around. Now that it’s a “sport” we’re seeing them rise to fame.

This is the stupidest shit I’ve ever read.

Has anyone else noticed the not-so-subtle jabs at TJ in the new season of Silicon Valley? I mean, they’re portraying his character as a dead, fattened pig. Obviously, no love lost there.

I can’t get enough hate-writing of Barstool. Every time I meet some douche bag dude at work or in social gatherings, they inevitably say “did you see that video on Barstool??” - it’s such a perfect marker for creatine-fueled micro brains.

I mean, I have no dog in the fight. But that dude is very clearly prying the goalie’s legs apart...

Pham is actually a fan favorite and people have been calling for the firing of Matheny for many reasons, but particularly how he’s handled the outfield situation. So...yeah.

This article (and Pham) very conveniently leave out his storied history of injuries, going all the way back to 2010, and their particular toll in 2015 and 2016. He proved he could stay healthy last year, got a lot of at-bats, and made the roster this year. His case is one of awful fortune, with a bit of poor…