IT’S ACTUALLY BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT FUNNY

There are surprisingly few legal recourses for them, at least in America.

I think this is the first time I’ll side with the anti-PC, “safe space” people. What the hell are you talking about? This reporter is reporting on a certain kind of technology and its various applications. I’m sorry that upsets you.

Even if there is theft going on, who the fuck cares? If someone is having to steal basic hair products like 48 cent combs, maybe we should look inward at our failing capitalistic society?

Right? I also love how people are always so quick to thank some higher power when something like this happens...instead of dumb luck. Some poor bastard two weeks earlier wasn’t so lucky. But I guess the higher powers were at lunch for that one.

Man, this sounds familiar. Doesn’t it? How many people have had bosses like this at some point? I mean, I’ve never had one who invited me to have an orgy...but the power and control, the paranoia, the irrational decisions and ego-fucking, the inappropriate text messages and desire for round-the-clock work. I quit a…

Surely the people who invented the idea of dressing prepubescent girls in extremely revealing and having them dance around and straddle things were surely perverts, and it undoubtedly continues to attract perverts. It feels similar to pageants. Like...why does this exist?

I just finished The Keepers on Netflix and throughout much of it I kept asking myself “How could this have happened?” “How was this not made public and stopped?”

Fly titties fly

Jesus I hate those fuckers.

How about we all strive to live in a world where nobody is abused...even criminals?

Most servers support this idea. At least that was my experience while working in the restaurant biz for 6 years. Make my job easier. I have four other tables and it’s 7pm on Friday night.

This is the opinion of two servers. I was a server for six years and would LOVE when tables did this. Everyone I worked with said the same thing. I could swing by and bus their table in 10 seconds, which meant I could turn tables faster and make more money. However, proper stacking is key. I need to be able to pick it…

I’m 6 foot, 230. Former football player and somewhat built. I’m not a slender man by any means, but I’m not blubbery. Donald Trump is massively blubbery and also 3 inches taller than me. There’s no way he’s under 270 pounds.

If you are uncomfortable, or someone isn’t hearing you, leave.

Has there ever been an acoustic version of a song that is better than the original?

Milkshake Duck

...the Patriots are [...] clearly the best team in the NFL.

I find it amazing that people who are so concerned about the imminent death of our planet can’t seem to do the one thing that can help so much: stop eating meat.

I find it strange that the answer they’ve come up with is to continue adding more and more crap to the experience. That’s the opposite of what I want. In order to get me back in theaters, provide nothing by candy, popcorn and soda and have tickets cost less than $10. I don’t need cocktails, I don’t need an arcade, I…