“movies that can’t be replicated at home”

While I’m sure it’s exacerbated in sports media, this is a big problem for all female journalists. I used to work in the business and my female colleagues had the worst stories. Your main job is to interview people (men), mostly in closed rooms. Sexual innuendos, “playful” jeering, comments about their appearance,…

This is it. This is the smart “let’s get a veteran” move that sets the way for the Pats to win another one. God fucking damnit.

The question then becomes: does it matter? We know so little about CTE that we can’t really answer that question. I mean, yes, it’s good to get guys off the field when they’ve suffered a concussion. But the concussion itself is the injury, and the damage has already been done. If these guys only stay out a week, or…

The Bluths were not satire, folks. That was a documentary.

Uhhhh...that ball is literally lying on the ground. I understand there have been some BS calls, but this was not one of them. He dropped it.

he is the best power hitter in the game and worth every bit of that contract.

Until all of my friends and family members make the switch away from iPhones, I feel like I’m forced to keep mine. I went Android for one year and liked a lot about the platform, but the incompatibility in terms of text messages, FaceTime, etc. outweighed any pros. I still have nightmares of group exchanges and double…

He’s a backup QB playing a meaningless, late-season game. Take that in for a second. Now understand forever that nobody in charge in the NFL cares an ounce about safety or the lives of players.

The hipster’s guide to baseball (and really any other sport):

Gerard Krokus Krampus

I think the best thing my parents did for my siblings and I was purchase things like tape recorders or art supplies. It’s OK to buy your children stuff, but they should be TOOLS. Children have a remarkable ability to imagine and create without fear of judgement (something that is usually destroyed by the time we reach…

Why the sarcasm? This is the guy that kept Tom Brady and Bill Belichick from enjoying two more Super Bowl victories, including one that ruined their perfect season. I personally worship the ground that he walks on.

The point is not that you don’t shower for days on end, it’s that you don’t shampoo. I’m a no shampoo guy and still wash my hair daily.

As suspected, PJ’s is on top. Fuck everything about that company except their pizza. I just had a hangover day with an extra large pie this past weekend. It was fucking glorious.

“Obviously, this diet is also likely to result in more loose stool”

Is this your high school nemesis, Drew? Cause I’ll find him and fight him. I will.

“suspicion of being drunk in a sports ground”

An “ethnostate for their race” would require either the slaughter or forceful relocation of innocent people. Which is exactly what Hitler did. Which means that, despite the pile of stinky shit you shovel everyday to defend yourself, you’re still wrong. You’re a Nazi and a little diaper baby.

These “they act just like regular people; they eat turkey sandwiches” stories are peak lazy journalism. Hell, Bin Laden really liked anime and other mundane shit. Evil people are still humans who enjoy things that other humans like. They’re not Disney movie villains who sit on top of a pile of bones in a lair all day.…