Oh yes. Throughout most of high school I rocked a 1995 Saturn SC2 with a sag-baggin’ headliner. I finally fixed it in my auto tech class. I’m telling you, those SC2s were QUICK. I think mine weighed all of about 2,000 pounds and had like 125 HP. With a manual transmission, that thing get up’d and go’d.

entavious Caldwell-Pope got a little territorial with Tyler Ulis of the Suns

This fuckin’ hurts. Fuck.

Many male batterers feel legitimate shame about the things they do. Some seek counseling and have a strong understanding of why they do what they do. Many feel horrible about it.

Congratulations. You wrote an article that you think your girlfriend will like. Too bad this issue is far more complicated than having more apologetic, self-deprecating males.

Fixed it for you.

Yes. This.

I’m so confused. Does Magary think that NFL head coaches plan travel and eating arrangements?

This is correct, yes.

That’s not accurate, neither by medical nor societal definitions. Functioning alcoholics are those who are able to maintain their addiction without it getting out of control and getting them fired/divorced/etc.

Uhhhh, sadly and with much regret, I will say that Papa John’s is far better than any other national pizza delivery chain. It’s not even close. Both Pizza Hut and Domino’s is fuckin’ greasy and nasty (why so much garlic...WHY??). Papa John’s crust is awesome.

Worried? He’s one of the fortunate ones—when non-concussive injuries keep you on the sidelines and your brain safe. And he’s still getting paaaaaid.

Hot take: that game actually sucked.

I think McNair did incorrectly use that term and didn’t intend any racial undertones. That doesn’t make it any better, however. That idiom is a sham argument for capitalism and elitism. It means employees are too stupid to make higher-level decisions and that CEOs know best. Of course, examples to the contrary could…

Fixed it for ya.

Perhaps this is the correct place to point out the right’s obsession with the private sector. It’s the basic foundation of Libertarian and Republican theory that government agencies are mostly ineffective and the private sector should handle as much as possible. But when I ask these people why that is, they provide…

What’s sad is that rape has to be this violent and this obvious for it to really be taken seriously. And even then, there’s still a slim chance any kind of real punishment will happen.

Chris Long is on top of the very small list of Twitter follow-worthy athletes.

He’s actually a great Twitter follow. Funny, articulate. Recommended.

It’s so fun watching Cubs fans realize the tortured reality of having your team win the World Series: the feeling fades rather quickly and all you’re left with is a relentless—and frequently unfulfilled—obsession to win it again. “Next year,” you’ll say. “Definitely next year.”