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All of this is just gross. Like, if Jay Z wants to cheat, fine. If Beyoncé wants to write a passive aggressive lyric about that, fine. If Rachel wants to brag about it on Instagram, fine. I. Don’t. Give. A. Fuck.

Why are we surprised that cyclepaths are killing people? That’s what they do. Haven’t you watched any of those Hannibal shows?

Well this whole enterprise is going swimmingly.

That’s one nice thing about Maine, as far as I know nothing named after Reagan here.

Why do toddlers throw tantrums? They haven’t gotten their way yet, regardless of the wisdom or logic of their “way”.

YAAAAAASSSSSS! Go, Hilde! #teamHilde #teamOrangeStreetNews

“9 year old girls should be playing with dolls, not trying to be reporters”

‘Dickery’ is a bit of an understatement for someone who raped over 50 women.

I don’t see what the big deal is. We all still fondly remember and celebrate the acting career of John Wilkes Booth.

BWAHAHA. Have you never even peeked in a Ladies? They’re usually 1,000 times more gross. :)

No one can see the progress of the last eight years, because it’s so damn dark in the White House.

Member of MRA but not MENSA?

Hahaahaha! I love Sassy Bette!

END OF DAYS I Tell you. There is no winner here. President Trump, President Cruz...no matter. We are all fucked if any of these human shit stains make it to the White House.

EVERY HOUR?! As if I’m not already anxious enough about having a baby mid-semester, now I’m trying to imagine how I will pump and teach a three-hour-long once-a-week seminar.

It will never matter how incoherent Andrea Mitchell is. Her husband is Alan Greenspan. That’s what matters to the network.

Literally everything I write on his website is for my own amusement.

I think Kara personally put it on a respirator for her own amusement.

There was no twitter then... but black folk knew what happened there and never forgot, either. Those fucking people... and it wasn’t just there. It was (is) all over with americans rooting for any foreign white lady against one of the sisters, or both of the sisters when they play double. They get more love out of