davidallanpoe
David Allan Poe
davidallanpoe

Hahah yeah, that fact that it’s so ridiculously long makes the wheels look... not that big. It’s amazing.

They made a manual V8 4by in that?

Nice attempt there.

Step one is to buy a better truck.

That reminds me, I met this girl today who had some fine-ass hair.

Even more fun to put them on your regular ass.

Checks out even for the original.

That looks like my Tamiya Clod Buster r/c truck. The one in the picture is not mine. Mine is somewhere in my house conquering giant dust boulders..

It’s more fun to put them on your regular-ass car.

A Crosstour that has let itself go to the point that it decides “Fuck it! I’m eating the whole bucket of chicken!” on the regular. The Model X is a lot bigger and bloated in person than it looks in photos.

I impress my date with my six-figure car and the tip I leave the valet.

Right. First your argument is that someone will have to park it on the street and have it vandalized, now private parking isn’t available? Sorry man, stop being contrarian. I don’t know when the last time you visited a city was, but there are parking places everywhere. They may charge you a fortune for it, but that

Most people who buy six figure cars want to be noticed, want the car to be special. This is why the exotic brands care more about their exclusivity and appearance than the technical and performance desires of gearheads.

Also such people can usually afford to park in garages in cities too. People of much lesser means

The biggest issue I have every time I see it, besides it being a giant mutant British cab, is trying to figure out which parts bin the taillight assembly was robbed to get those things on there.

I hate to say it because it’s such a loaded term but they’re really Pontiac Aztec looking more than anything else.

during the hearing no reasons were given for why the cars were impounded, and no reason was given for why they were now released.

I don’t see why we can’t have both? Because I’m not quitting obscure Beetle taillight research.

Airflow can keep an engine fire contained to a point... land and stop, and you’re suddenly roasting the underside of the wing tanks.

I drove (pretty far) behind a Lincoln Navigator with only DRLs last night on I-80 through northeastern PA for probably 30-40 miles. No amount of semi-trucks or other cars flashing high beams at them got the message across.