D) Yes to all

I love any kind of cartrucks, especially little convertibles, and one day will own the baddest ass 4×4 Karman ghia that ever hooned

As others have stated, they’ve already switched back, but the shitwater already fucked the entire water infrastructure via corrosion, releasing the lead from the joints...kind of like asbestos in that it can be essentially harmless until it’s cut etc & becomes friable

PLATINUM ALERT

That truck is always pissed because his cousin gets to live the high life while he’s stuck on the farm

They don’t typically do this for much more notorious folks (i.e. Cartel leaders / serial killers / etc) that I would argue have much more credible threats...

Earlier and earlier every year

I was always told that the vast majority of engine wear & tear happens when you start an engine

I thought it was a forklift about to ram through the radiator / engine / etc