davidalexander02
David Alexander
davidalexander02

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

A team spokesperson noted that, for the Cardinals this season, Minegar’s was but the first of many wasted drives.

Unless things have changed since the early 2000s, the guy with the restraints is an actual Chicago cop. Which explains his struggle to put a white person in handcuffs.

Pretty pumped that we’re changing who the most famous pitcher named Rocker is.

I guarantee Bumgarner has said “so much for the tolerant Left!” at least once in the past three years.

“And don’t get me started on the Browns. They would have made the playoffs if they just threw it to Webster Slaughter more often.”

I swear to God, I read this headline as “Football Genius Chuck Grassley: The Cowboys Threw It To Dez Bryant Too Much Last Season” and it still made just as much sense to me.

Casserly later apologized, saying he was working off of Stephen A Smith’s notes.

This is also the same reason why Republicans keep getting elected. Americans are brainwashed by ownership to be on their side.

An entire season summed up in one play!

Ironic that here it’s Johnson and not Guerrero swinging wildly out of the zone.

It would be really hard for Vlad Guerrero Jr. to be who he is if Vlad Guerrero wasn’t his father.

How many fucking burner accounts does Bryan Colangelo have?

I appreciate the way he just stands there - fully aware of the magnitude of his awesomeness. It is the equivalent of a massive bat-flip. 

And people say this guy was never IV league material.

He’ll be in a penthouse suite once American has been made great again(tm). 

Drunk racists with guns.”

“...nabbing him at his parents’ home where he lives in the basement.”

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling.