Except:

Yes, when “basketball” is a stand-in for “you are black and therefore you should not be playing hockey.” It’s clearly intended to reference a racial stereotype, and deploying it to taunt and unsettle a black man makes it obviously racist as hell.

Here it is. COYS!

Hmm. Hair not good enough to be Toby Alderweireld.

COYS!

Even if Higuain converted the penalty, it’s still a great result. Putting 2 past that defense in their home stadium is incredibly hard and the away goals rule means they are fully in control of the tie.

Yeah, totally. And if an asteroid hit the field during the match, everyone would have lost.

Hard to tell if Arsenal is fun to watch, given that they’re playing “Ostersunds” in a non-televised Europa League round-of-32 game instead of holding their own with Juventus.

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

Meanwhile we can’t figure out how to eject “GET IN THA HOLE!” guy at golf tournaments.

I’m not one to call some lady I’ve never met—or even heard of until now—a liar, but, umm...this:

Barron was photographed rocking a head-to-toe Arsenal kit

Dele Alli can do no wrong in my eyes. Back off FIFA. COYS

Jordan would have let it slide to make sure the team covered.

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

Racism? At an Indians game?

I don’t want to see Lonzo fail...I want to see him succeed wildly. But only after he completely cuts his father out of his life, gets him banned permanently from the Staples Center, and admits Big Baller Brand is an extremely stupid name.