He called a crying Jordon meme fake news.

Ugh what sucks is despite Barstool continuing to be a festering cesspool of bro culture, since they received a hefty investment (from the Chernin Group), they’ve been able to get some good talent. I feel almost guilty listening to Pardon My Take because I know it’s supporting that shithole of a website. Fuck, they do…

big idiot’s beef

Don’t forget he lost over a month due to injuries- he’d have won the Golden Boot by a mile this season if he wasn’t injured (and Tottenham probably would have won the League but that’s another story)

Multiple brain injuries, you say?

Only sort of related: the wife and I took the kids down to this game from NYC. Nats fans are unreal. Without exception, every fan and employee here has been friendly to us and nice to our kids, despite the four of us being decked out in blue and orange. And, when Syndergaard got hurt, there was polite applause and…

Obviously biased here as a Spurs supporter, but Pochettino is a magical unicorn who loves his players unlike any other manager in the Prem.

This guy has yet to make it through 12 steps, let alone an entire staircase. 

“What’s it like, being irrelevant and getting suspended in a different time zone?” “Ever think of a dating show starring yourself called Kissin’ Cousins?” “Does DeMarcus translate to ‘The Marcus’ or ‘Of Marcus’?”

You seem fun.

YEAH SOCCER PLAYERS AND THEIR FLOPPING PICK YOURSELF UP THIS IS WHY NO ONE WATCHES THE SPORT. I DON’T FLOP THAT MUCH WHEN I’M ELBOW DEEP IN SOME STRANGE SO THESE PEOPLE SHOULDN’T EVEN BE CONSIDERED MEN

I always mistake your avatar to be a shaggy-haired white dog with a black nose.

Look, I don’t care who you support and you probably shouldn’t give two shits about who I support, either. I’m just bored of fuckbois who show up in the comments section of *any* soccer post with some version of “LOL well [Team Y] sucks so this is all irrelevant,” and think they’re adding anything original. Be funny,…

He probably got caught slamming another posse.

COYS.

They should probably vet him before he visits. Then put him through some advanced interrogation, just to determine what his intentions are. Then if necessary, place him in some sort of camp until they determine what to do with people of his kind.

From Brazil: the sadness is overwhelming down here. Chapecoense was the cinderella story of the year in Brazilian football, and nearly everybody, no matter the team they are a fan of, was pulling for them. This was their best season ever and they had a very real shot at taking the Sudamerica Cup. Of the six survivors,…

Towns from downtown! Downs from towntown! Down from twontwon! Twontwon from down! twon