Desiigner does not have broads in Philadelphia.

Just be warned. If he takes that weak ass shit near a baller like Jason Sudekis or Win Butler he will get killed. Those guys don’t play.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Because “Antonio Brown” has like 7 guitar solos and Josh Norman just bought his first Squier Stratocaster 16 months ago and he’s still learning his scales. He can do “Big Me” by Foo Fighters, though.

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

Mongolian Beef