Poor kid is so terrified he's been reduced to sitting on his own stool.

I'll submit this as being the worst of the year. It's majestic.

don't we all

Yep - in every single instance, when I've heard a guy complain that women only want assholes, the complainer has terrible boundaries, zero social skills, is often clearly not even listening to conversations as one person to another and instead is just obviously consumed with how well he's doing, or is creepy. Or all…

"If my daddy dies in a fiery crash going too fast, do not smile, because I wlll be crying."

The proposal was very traditional, Kanye got down on one knee and Kim got down on two.