you are lying. You are human, and so being served food by attractive people is something you enjoy. Restaurants are hip to this well kept secret, and act accordingly.

has KFC answered whether or not they are paying these assclown bigots to wave around their chicken on a plane?

Skateboarding is not on this list?

Ever though of doing it without the whole platoon?

It's just these sort of people who think it's about them. flakes are trying to control the situation by controlling their commitment. I don't like to be manipulated, I just wanna catch a movie, have a beer etc...but you do you!

It’s not that you have a band at age 37. That’s great man, everyone loves music, right? Its not that you play Oasis covers. Ok, its partly that. Its that you think that it is somehow novel and interesting that your life is an all-consuming train wreck and people-who-want-to-have-people-that-love-them-when-they…

On the other side of this issue: I have actively removed everyone from my life who pulls this sort of shit.

this sets us up for a layup in 2020. Cruz with the nomination is like them playing without a goalie.

I hate with the most basic of my instincts every value Ted Cruz represents and I can comfortably say I respect him for what he did. Literally every other party representative got down on all fours for Trumpity Bumpity, and this guy had the stones to go on stage and tell him to eat shit.

no. hire people without any bias towards their skin color /gender/religious beliefs whatsoever. You get diversity for free this way, instead of enforcing a contrived bias for another group.

I’m legit confused about what’s so controversial about his statement. He’s had a 10 people on his writing staff and 5 of them have been women? He also seems very explicit about his ‘very white’ writers staff.

please, please, please do not do that.

is this a queen cover band doing their own version of a beatles song?

did the lawsuit go through? did they open up the editorial department to reddit users?

she’s a public figure who willfully seeks employment performing for audiences. People really want to have contact with her, and can be pushy and rude.

The _first_ death star.

Reviews as good as this are a reason for movies as bad as Batman V Superman to exist.

this story will become a powerpoint slide in an alien race’s proposal to wipe us out.

I think its more convenient for you to raise the flag of an persecuted group then to accept that your feelings aren’t any different from anyone else’s. We’re humans, most of us have a sex drive, and gay or straight, we’re all capable of having affection for more than one person at any given time.

most people have trouble separating their impulses from something that happens over time but does not deliver instant gratification. This is why casinos make money, and Warren Buffet owns half the planet.