Are we sure there’s a door? It is the Coliseum, the rats might have taken it to use as a raft the last time the place flooded

He would have Reservations.

Could have been worse for her, then. She could have been 12 years old at Subway.

(from a year ago) Stoops reiterated his desire to give second chances while also expressing a staunch belief that violence “should not be tolerated.”

Soccer players, begging for a call like usual

Mods, go ahead and look up maricon.

Take your meds grandpa

Either you’re a troll, in which case gr8 b8 m8, or you’re serious. In case you’re serious, I’ll bite:

First of all, I’m american...from the rest of America, you uncultured swine. Mind you, Amerigo Vespucci discovered something bigger than the USA, but I’m glad my english is good enough that you thought otherwise. It’s…

I went once to Cuba and had a wonderful time, it’s truly a lovely place with it’s ups and downs. I learnt two things there: the embargo is nothing short of criminal and their mechanics are FUCKING GENIUSES.

I was walking with my mom around El Malecon and we saw a guy wrenching on his “Almendron” (their nickname for…

For me personally, the only appropriate hot-dog toppings are horseradish mustard, diced onions and relish. Super-delicious, though your breath will be unbelievably awful afterward.

Mustard, sauerkraut, and onions...the holy trinity of the hot dog.

I'd sooner put A-1 on ice cream than ketchup on a hot dog.

You can’t tell me this kid isn’t going to grow up to be a frat rapist. Guarantee this kid’s name gets tied to a university scandal report in 10 years or so.

I’ve told this story a million times before, and I’ll keep telling it to the day I die. It’s kinda long, but fuck it, I think it’s a good one.

It was a respectful game when we played!

The eagle is cruel. The eagle let the goose go free.

Canadian Counterpoint: Eagles shitting all over a truck with dead fish in the back of it.

yes cats trust people and do like them, and you have to work at that trust like you do with a human friend.

Well with cats any cat all I can say is there are not slaves they have a choice, dogs don’t they are slaves, Cats can and will leave if they don’t like the ower. The dog is just been a Gamma animal when it react with humans cats on the other hand will give you love and affection by there on choice It is like have a…

An example of feline stalking/freezing instincts, even at play: