The charges in this case are clearly excessive, but that’s not my issue.

It was the sort of thing a high school kid might do without thinking of the potential consequences, which is to say the sort of thing a high school kid should be doing.

Now we know what happened to Trevor after he left the Trailer Park.

Or positioned himself for the most prestigious job in all of football. You know, either or.

Maybe he just left his shirt in the dryer too long. EZEKIEL ELLIOT DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO DO LAUNDRY, DROPS TO SECOND ROUND.

I actually think it was a great trade. Excatly what Nashville needed and I think Seth Jones is a year or two away from being a star. I hated to see him leave.

Hey at least Johansen is playing well!

Try putting some wings on your bird...

Tucked in thumb means I put the extra effort into this obscenity to make it streamlined. Kids these days and their work ethic, I tell ya’.

I actually find it really uncomfortable to leave my thumb up.

It’s hipster organic, *artisanal* profanity that way.

Shit, man! This isn't any big deal! I have the same diet/regimen, except with words like "Pop Tarts", "donuts", "double cheeseburgers" and "fried chicken" substituted for all those other ones. Oh, and without those 'workouts' and 'training' things. That shit just gets in the way of eating.

In China people stab each other. And the stabees rarely ever die.

well stats prove that a death would have been less likely in the absence of the gun. but don’t let that NRA talking point burn up without a fight. stupid fucking shitwad.

You know how inherently stupid that point is, right? We don’t have to address one issue at a time. We don’t have to find a way to reduce suicide numbers before we tackle car accidents before we tackle gun crime before we tackle whatever.

Yeah, you know what? You’re goddamn right. The gun isn’t the problem. The violent hothead is. No one ever in the history of the world has denied that.

And you’re being willfully obtuse. It’s much easier to kill someone, or a whole bunch of someones, with a gun than any of the things you list.

Red Wings fans have a tradition of throwing octopuses onto the ice, as the creature with eight arms used to represent the number of victories required to earn the Stanley Cup.

Detroit really needs to stop making octopus something you can buy with food stamps.

I was fortunate enough to escape New Orleans about 12 hours before Hurricane Katrina made landfall in 2005. The drive on I-10 to Houston, normally 5 or 6 hours, took us 12. When we arrived, exhausted and scared, we looked around. Then we decided to drive another 8 hours to reach Austin.