You tell ‘em, Wayne.

I can't believe I'm saying this. But Lowry can actually win this thing. Johnson is too weak upstairs to overcome a few shots on a majors-Sunday. Landry is coming apart at the seams. Who else is out there?

... and the legal director from some pig-shit-splashed county in Alabama is holding the line against an over-reaching, uppity black man and his same-sex partners, in their attempts to commemorate these tragic deaths.

... and what's the deal with Azinger as an announcer? He's got that Sarah Palin, god-squader's stupidity - "... straight as train smoke"... "awesome ..."??? - coupled with a Tea Bagger mentality. UGH.

Johnson is a big ‘zero’ between the ears - can’t see the Crack Monkey winning it. Landry, Bourdy and Percy will be crushed by the pressure. Garcia is the pre-Rickie Fowler Rickie Fowler - all promise, no foolow-thru. Would love to see Lee Westwood win his first. Or Lowry. Or Jason Day - three birdies on the first five…

Am I the only person just not impressed with Rickie Fowler’s “promise”? We’ve been hearing about it for years, but never really see a manifestation. Seems more a fanboy thing than anything else - the oversized hats, the “pouty little boy” look, ...

“The old man had too much wine."

Thanks! I can also spell Boobless on a calculator

Agreed - you are wrong.

The NFL - the sporting world's lowest common denominator.

I honestly think acceptance of Trump's utterances have made this sort of demonstration of one's ignorance acceptable.

Please tell me that "Pewdiepie" isn't a thing, now ...

Ironically, the dead-lift keg chug is more a sport than whatever THIS roundy-round thing is ...

No, thanks.

Second-lamest Deadspin Editorial Board position ...

Yeah ...

Believe me - watching half a dozen players from each team chase a referee across the "pitch" trying to influence a call does not make soccer ("football", futbol, ...) "good entertainment".

* quiddle

It’s an incredibly strange situation all around.

NO WAY!!! You're preventing good times by suggesting these asswipes act like they've done it before.