Consider yourself lucky - it was this or a ‘500 Days of Somesuch’ retrospective looking back at the truths learned.

Awkward sentence. Perhaps, “With this result, some may see ...”?

“My wife was a very successful model. Very successful model. One of the best. Luxurious, classy. Very classy broad, okay?"

MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ... grated parm - 'nuff said.

You bet, little buddy - glad I was able to teach you something. It was hard work - with you being a bit of a dullard - but certainly worthwhile.

Again - agreed. After all your “efforts”. I have yet to see myself fail here. You, on the other hand, have been beaten like a drum.

Agreed - I too noticed that you don't tend to use facts, math and logic, when arguing ...

Yeah - you seem less crustier than usual, little buddy ...

You bet, little buddy.

No probs, little buddy.

A term of endearment, little buddy - not to be taken literally.

No, they don’t. They have Sabres fans who drive across the border to see an NHL game while taking advantage of the exchange rates ...

Was a trick question - the Leafs have no fans.

Yes, they are. They're essentially Leafs fans, but with most of their teeth.

Bills fans do it better.

Hey - you peddle this kind of pop culture crap, you wake up with fleas. Or something.

*smiling and nodding, smiling and nodding*

In all fairness, calling your comments an attempt at “dumbing down” is redundant - they’re packed full of dumby goodness, straight out of the box.

An extra-large, double cream is da BOMB.

Sign me up.