You know that, and I know that - but Dusty Baker and Michigan Fan seem to believe those first thirteen games - from 1897 on - carry the same significance as the games played this century.

Which part of 13-0-2 from the beginning aren’t you picking up on?

Again - based off nothing more than the fact that the Michigan program had a twenty-year head start on Ohio State's ...

Not at all. But the point remains that Michigan won the first thirteen or fourteen games in the series as an established national power, when Ohio State was beginning its program.

Huh ...

I hate shitter hogs. Almost as much as I hate those self-absorbed maggots who act as though they’re renting that supermarket self-scanner by the hour. Nothing worse than getting caught in the self-scanning line just after a flock of these types has landed, and is occupying every damned scanner. Unless you're caught in…

I think that would only hurt the rest of the Big 12. And aside from athletics, Texas is the marquis academic school in the conference.

I'm trying to imagine dudes wasting hours standing at the bathroom sink and measuring that shit out - a bit too much primping, IMO. Buncha dandies ...

... and you. You dandy-diddler.

An English teacher would have italicized a particular word, rather than typed in all caps, when seeking to emphasize that word. You knob-gobbler.

Would have went with "English teachers chortle".

Yes! It is all I have left to root for.

Chimmer for Clark and Jurcina? Why, Howson, WHY?

Okay - now, who in the hell is THIS guy? Is he in the same boy band as that Isaac Oscar guy Gawker name-dropped, from earlier today?

Looking for pie. Lots of pie.

Never heard of him.

That announcer was as excited as a little girl ...

LOVE watching Fox News feud with The Thing they created. And - in defense of Trump - there is probably a twenty or thirty percent chance he IS actually sitting in a diaper full of his own shit ...

Good stuff!

Next up: "an adult tries oatmeal for the very first time".