Who the hell is this guy? And what's the deal with that weird facial hair? Couldn't get past it - had to shut it down.

High Five!

I've always had this weird sense that pro wrestling is that tacky intersection where the NFL meets televangelism.

There it is ... douchebag.

It don't get any gouda ...

This was my first thought - the Log House Republicans. But you voiced it much more poignantly than I would have!

With time to kill today, I watched the whole thing.

Top 50-ish in the country? I'd say Ohio State - and the B1G - hold their own, academically.

Those were the days!

Edit: seriously - good stuff!

Now THIS is the kind of NFL story I'm paying you for, DS!

... and I'd love to see the reactions from Michigan State and Iowa fans, if this had been Cook or Rudock - dollars to doughnuts, the reactions would be similar.

... or the cops who pose as minors in chat rooms.

... yet promptly gave up 28 unanswered points.

Gave u350 yards of offense? In the first half. In the national championship game?

350 yards of offense, at the half?

Trying too hard.

... and the Jackets win, 5-2.

What's Mr. Haney trying to sell Oliver Douglas this time?

Is there anything sadder this morning than a Sad Mets Fan?