Correct response

GASP

Only if Subaru can keep Toyota away from the grille design on the new STi.

I was on the fence about having kids

You have good taste in cars. I haven’t seen one of those in a *long* time. Last time was probably 15 years ago at a tiny little car show in Manitowoc WI. It was just a thrown-together thing, but it had a Delorean signed by John, the Pantera, two Duesenbergs, a Miura, and a Borgward Hansa of all things. I’ve never…

You need to respect the Pantera, or you will have to walk.

“...blew hairy balls in an ass crevice...”

yeah, they’re nice

Genesis went by the other day and i was like, holy shit that is a nice looking car

Jaw-dropping? More like vomit-inducing.

“First production model to have integrated grille and headlamp”? Ahem, the Mercury Sable begs to differ.

A fellow proctologist!

Back end is a hard pass ... and I consider myself somewhat of an authority on the subject, being an ass man.

Those aren’t bugs, those are features.

No kidding, if that manager worked for me I’d fire him straight away.

“I don’t want you to get a better deal from somewhere else, so I’m not going to tell you my price.”

Basically saying “please let me buy a car from you” and the dealer saying “nah.” Fuckin insane.

It’s almost like they don’t want to sell to informed consumers who do their prep, rather take advantage of the sucker who walks in the door with absolutely no clue.

I think that is inaccurate- they are playing a game. Sales is very much a game, it even has a point system. Everyone who does it knows they are playing it.

I don’t know whether to laugh or get mad at these responses. It’s almost like they don’t want to sell to informed consumers who do their prep, rather take advantage of the sucker who walks in the door with absolutely no clue.