Any tips for the opposite? I’m tempted to write “Hey, shitheads, I’ve sent you 4 emails this week to pull this from the shelves and return this product that spontaneously catches fire and I see you’re still selling them. WTF!?”, but I assume that wouldn’t be well received.

I agree, except I love being stranded in Dallas.

Agreed. There is so much complaining about air travel and I just don’t get it.

Who said he is paying for them? Also, anyone can afford to fly, they just need to know how. I fly to Europe once per year for free other than taxes and fees.

The benefits of flying early are like 4th or 5th on my priority list for booking travel. If I’m flying for work I want to get in and out as quick as possible, not hang out in Dallas for 6 extra hours (sorry Dallas...). If I’m flying with my family I’m scheduling around nap times, family events, vacation days at work,…

You know what Beth. It’s sad that you spend your dumbass life criticizing santa and imagination. Your journalism sucks as much as your lack of creativity and imagination.

Your illustrator is too good for this place.

So you’re raising a human so it won’t bother you in a few years? Doesn’t make sense.

Every time I encounter people who don’t want kids and don’t plan to have any, I go “Good! We have too many people in the world already. Enjoy your life!”

Google is awesome for stuff like this. Their search engine goes way beyond just delivering up websites. Their definitions, calculator, translation, etc. tools built into the search bar are fantastic.

Dude shut the fuck up already. We got it on the first four comments.

The engineers probably told the driver not to gun it until he reached 200 to make sure the tires were the exact right temperature or something.

Sure. Can it do backwards wheelies? I think not!

The way that thing pulled above 200 MPH rustled my jimmies. Got my bits all fizzly.

i couldn’t help but chuckle that the 200-260 mph time (about 13 seconds) was faster than the 0-60 time (about 16 seconds)

Have you never seen Terms of Endearment? If not, drop everything and watch it!

The origin of the word octopus is Greek, so it octopuses. If the origin was Latin it would be octopi.

Nailed it! Minnesota.

The polite thing drives me bonkers. Not only does it cause slow downs but it causes accidents. If you have the right away, you go. If you have a sign (or lack of sign) telling you to do something, do it. There’s an entrance at a shopping center near me where it’s a 3 way intersection. Cars coming off a major strip…

Nice Pontiac!