There used to be a lesbian club in NYC called The G-Spot. Their motto was “If you can find it, you can come.”

Are all of these considered passive aggressive? I don’t think some of these are passive aggressive at all!

(Also no day is a bad day if it starts with sex).

Step 1: “Hey significant other, it is morning time, would you like to have sex?”

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Thanks to this guy, any “White dude with lots of guns who everybody seems to think is sane,.” now fits the profile.

If you offer prayers for these victims but are unwilling to consider any meaningful changes to how America regulates guns, you are a POS. Hiding behind Jesus to avoid honestly confronting the ways you harm your fellow humans makes you a hypocrite and a bigger POS.

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Alternatively, steal the sheet off the Mrs and put some head plugs in. Guaranteed result, I don’t know how she does it and she won’t tell me.

And this affects exactly zero people.

On the one hand, Microsoft seems to be the only company willing to give up proprietary designs to enhance market consistency. On the other, it doesn’t really matter in many of the cases in which it does this and the company gives up on promising programs with the slightest provocation.

It’s crowded, it’s expensive, and it’s full of tourist traps that give you none of the city’s unique flavor. Every New York resident you meet there does not want to be there, so you’ll come away thinking we’re dicks.

Yeah, I get antsy if I go more than three days without working on some kind of creative project, whether or not I make money from it.

Who are these people getting bored? What rich person said money doesn’t buy you happiness? I would love to never work again and I like my job. There aren’t enough hours in the day for me, I am like Leonardo di vicini stay up late at night, only sleeping 4 hours a day but instead of inventing stuff I am playing games…

Ah, yes. Because articles written primarily for women should be on the lady site.

This is Jalopnik. We fetishize petrol vehicles. Electric cars and automated cars piss us off and scare us to no end. Hence the anger for Telsa and Musk. Electric automated cars will be our doom. OUR DOOM.

Wait, we were supposed to bring foil? I brought wax paper and plastic wrap.

As of late I’ve complained about a lot coming out of Lifehacker. You must not follow me, so sad. The point is, most of the great editors jumped ship in the last year or two. The original intent of this site was tech, productivity, tools, LIFEHACKS, now its all feels, emotions, society. As I said, the site has strayed.…

Is this satire? You’re mansplaining mansplaining.

I’m going to explain this to you: