Of all the bumper stickers on the back of that thing, the Apple bumper sticker really tickled my fancy. Love it.

Ahem! The great Patton Oswalt nailed it...

Well duh. It was only a matter of time.

I think this is more pointing out the absurdity of paying for all of the hardware but not being allowed to use it.

Better yet: artificially controlling the money supply to drive overall consumer behavior... Sorry, I had to go there, since we’re all wearing tinfoil hats here...

No kidding. Though I can relate, since I get that way about anything Apple... They’re borderline cultists about their toys...

I hope so. I would love to hack my car for better mileage. After all, IT’S NOW MY CAR, not theirs, since I bought it. :-)

Man, I’ve worked in the high tech industry for nearly a decade as a senior executive, and I can unequivocally and confidently say that most of the electronics you buy have some sort of limiting in them, phones especially. Why? You can spin off several “models” of similar things tjrough software and firmware, but save…

I still call them “station wagons.” #HatersGottaHate

Wait, this life hack for being adequately hydrated involved drinking more water?? OMGOMG BESTEST LIFE HACK EVAR!!!!11

I made it 45 minutes today without a Star Wars reference. Damn you Lifehacker I was hoping for 60 minutes.

Yeah. Stop with the sophomoric super hero garbage already... We’re tired of it.

That’s what I do, too. Why even mention it??? So dumb.

What you said. I’m a CFO at a $100m company and when I’m out, I’m O.U.T. Full stop, end of story. I delegate to others before I leave, and then I’m GONE. I don’t care if there’s a central bank apocalypse - whether I’m out having wholesome fun with my children, or drunk off my ass laying in a pool of urine in Montego…

Movie Pass would be an interesting product if Hollyweird could consistently produce decent products these days. Alas, I prefer the comfort, picture, and sound of my own home much more anyway (and besides, I don’t have to sit in anyone else’s disgusting filth). I’ll pass on Movie Pass.

I’ll miss Better Off Ted. And it isn’t so much Ted or Veronica that I like, it’s Phil and Lem. They are a duo that brings me to tears sometimes. I wish that show had truly taken off. It was so choice.

Denver too. Jesus H. Christ on a Popsicle Stick, the left lane is NOT FOR YOU. GTFO!

Folks, I think we have a winner. Well-said, sir. Well-said. (And yes, my wife drives one - I won’t touch the stupid thing!)

Outside of hating the Prius (a perfectly reasonable gravamen), my hatred of the Pontiac Aztek is eternally wreathed in the infernal, lambent flames of hell. First, it’s uglier than a sweaty wart on a rhino’s ballsack. Next, it only ever came in 2WD, despite all its competitors offering AWD options (I believe). It was…

Yeah, people that fly without any regard for their attire are usually disgusting in my opinion. Watching them eat egg mcmuffins by the handful is also a real treat...