I dated a former leg model for about a year. She was always “dressed to the nines,” and on one particular flight, we got stuck in Minneapolis in the winter. We had seats booked right next to each other, and approached the desk at the gate together, but where I was dressed in faded jeans, a Jethro Tull t-shirt with an…

This Wild $1.5 Million Lamborghini Redesign Comes From Japan and May Be The Future.

94.5% here. Says I only need to drive 113 miles for a total. I might call in sick and go for it... if the traffic isn’t awful.

Heh, yeah. There’s still a way to get in there in that position... ;-)

I tell them to go use their GPS. When they respond with “Huh?” I say “You know, GPS, as in ‘go pound sand.’”

I absolutely agree with you, Gamecat235. When I hear “literally” used for non-literal things (or when there’s no apparent confusion between actual phrasing and an idiomatic expression), I know what type of person I’m dealing with. Most likely they’re Gen X or younger, watch a lot of reality TV, don’t read much, have…

Dogpilot, I’m a professional accountant with 21 years of experience and I can unequivocally back you up on how preposterous our tax code is when it comes to children. Getting a tax BREAK for having a child, when that child will (most likely) go to public school, ride the school bus, use our bridges and roads, make use…

Ever since BMW changed their styling so they look like metallic half-retarded salamanders, I ask “what’s the catch?” for every model they release...

I’ve only “parted the Red Sea” once in my life, and I’ll never do it again. That said, I’m with a wonderful partner who recognizes that I get (inadvertently) cranky if I go a week or more without ejaculation, and she’s open to using her mouth or hand on me during those times, so long as I rub her feet each night (not…

You said traditional leashes don’t allow for length adjustment, but that’s not true. Just hold more of it in your hand and voila - it’s now shorter.

I’m a Canon dude, and I have about $5k worth of equipment on me (two lenses with range from 18mm to 400mm, plus 1.4x extender, and all the little extras like tripods and memory cards) when I’m hiking or birding. I live at the base of the Rockies, so I’m up where the weather changes a lot (especially after 12pm - it…

While not as paranoid with the range/oven dials, I am with the garage door, so I always take a pic of the garage door after it closes before I back out into the street before going on a trip. That one always irks me.

I do this too! I love this method.

I like your term and treatment of that word. Unfortunately the colloquial usage of “psychopath” is usually concomitant with things like Dexter, but it is a real psychological condition that does not always mean “serial killer” or something that serious. And any good psychologist/psychiatrist will tell you that we all…

Great advice on thinking about the long-term trajectory. I try to envision what my resume will look like if I stay too long in the same role, especially since I showed a lot of upward momentum and increased responsibility early on, and I try to maintain the same upward velocity. Also, I thrive on change, so after…

All through high school and college I always used a condom. BUT, there was one time my GF and I were in the act, and the condom broke - it just snapped open like a popped balloon, and at that brief moment for the first time in both of our lives, both of us were skin on skin totally unprotected. Her eyes rolled back,…

Good points. Cropping is the mystery!

Well, be your own devil’s advocate - how much time is actually spent inside the Chiron trying to break the production car speed record? Not much. All they need to do is haul ass to get the speedometer up, then call it off. It’s not like they’re going to be taking it up to that speed every day for a year or whatever.

Duluth is the best. Try their men’s underwear, the “Buck Naked” line. They are cool and dry all day long. It’s all I wear now. I’m not easy to please when it comes to men’s underwear, so yeah.

Yeah - some aircraft tires are rated for some pretty insane speeds. I’m willing to bet one could scale down one of those to fit it onto a Bugatti. In essence, I’m calling BS on that one. There’s something else at play here.