I skipped right over that story, definitely not my problem.

Well, Foles’ nickname is Big Dick Nick, for confirmed reasons, so the author is covered either way.

I’m guessing it will start out with something like, “You just aren’t getting it, here, let me explain it to you. . .”

Concourse post, comments work!

*chef's kiss*

I’m honestly surprised that the players wont be independent contractors. 

“$27k?  Man, QA gets better pay than that.”

Maybe he’s not American? There are plenty of countries where this level of student debt is unheard of.  

This isn’t a lululemon issue; it’s a clothing industry issue. 

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

It’s just like riding a bike (except the pedaling is completely different)

And a lot more low end torque that will make it easier to not kill the engine.

Milton Friedman is the switch. The idea corporations are only responsible for shareholders equity means increasing share price is the only thing that matters. 

FINALLY I can use the M104 (Heavy Assault Bridge) endorsement on my military driver’s license for something on the civilian side!

I knew that comment would have a swift and severe backsplash.

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

Sheesh, you make one little typo and get eternally flamed.

“I wish it was Sunday, because that’s my fun day.”
- Not the Bengals

A video, in honor of what is one of the greatest Deadspin comments in memory.

Hey Captain! Open up! We've got to install these microwave ovens!