well...I guess that means he should start seeking other employment opportunities... I hear that website Jelopnik is hiring.

Fine. If you're not going to lick any more Porsche race cars I'll just claim them all for myself

I love you.

Grow a sense of humor and stop getting offended on others' behalf.

contrary he's well liked and he's shook up the automotive journalism. I myself and many others like it. Rock on Mr. Clarkson. However people who do not like it are the the bosses at places like VW and other markets they do not like the exposure he's given them and their brands so Im sure there has been a push to get…

I have a slightly relevant story about the time a guy in High School broke a kids jaw and induced a seizure after his head hit the ground... because he cut him in line for lunch. The local news went crazy for that headline. An upstanding kid with good grades and won games pitching on the high school baseball team sent…

Gary Busey?

I must go, my planet needs me. Literally.

Jezebel be like, "Two men on hyper-masculine dirtbikes viciously assault each other in pure hatred and malice! Will this purely male initiated violence ever stop?"

No, you can't have them back. I play with them each night in my bath.

We are carefully planning the life cycle of CT6, and this must include some high-power derivatives as well. The lightweight body structure allows us to achieve formidable performance even with a twin-turbo V-6. Imagine how this car would perform with a twin-turbo V-8. Have patience, grasshopper.

I see Detroit as experiencing a massive resurgence. Until recently, I actually lived downtown and loved every moment of it. We believe in Detroit, that's why we recently announced a new investment of $300 million in our Detroit-Hamtramck assembly plant, securing over 1600 jobs. Cadillac has its roots in Detroit, and…

Not that I would ever buy a Tesla, but Go Tesla! At least on this issue. I would love to be able to bypass the dealer. They offer "services" I neither need nor want and add a big markup to the cars and motorcycles I buy.

Mazda RX-8 water pump gaskets make a good ol' cock and balls stencil

Obviously this.

Beginner

Halfway through this was all "wait, why am I reading this? I don't care!" then I read the rest.

Am I sitting on the brake lever? Please God tell me this thing has a brake lever!